Hey guys,
after putting my reliance in the weather i went out today to varnish the fences and fertilise the lawn. and i think i'm gonna sort my garden out starting with that fookin tree that keeps on dropping sticky fookin shit onto the car and its chewing away at the paint job.
last year, the council said they won't, nor am i allowed to chop the tree down, so i need a way to take the tree down all stealthily and ninja like!
i remember studying about trees in college where if you cut around the perimeter of the tree, it'll stop electrolyte flow to the leaves and will effectively kill the tree.
i also read recently about hammering some special nails into it that will also kill it.
please could somebody provide me with some more details and some safety guidelines,
i dont want the tree to fall over my house/car and crush it,
i also dont want to raise any eyebrows as the the same tree is planted on my road every 5 meters.
is there anyway that i can just get the leaves to not grow?
i realise that there are no jtag points on the tree so that already eliminates allot of the expertise of many of the members on this forum but there has to be a tree doctor or someone similar about?
also, my grass is fookin shite.
its not green enough, again my days studying biology taught me that nitrate fertilisers causes grass and plants to become greener and more colourful.
how do i source a shed load of pure nitrates or nitrogen based compounds like ammonia?
i checked the fertiliser bag and its only got a little bit of nitrate in it, the rest is filler and a bit of phosphate/potassium which makes the grass grow faster! i cant be doing with cutting my lawn more often now.
so to summarise i need to kill a tree and need a truck full of nitrates.
Thank heavens my identity is protected.
Kind regards,
CrazyFool
after putting my reliance in the weather i went out today to varnish the fences and fertilise the lawn. and i think i'm gonna sort my garden out starting with that fookin tree that keeps on dropping sticky fookin shit onto the car and its chewing away at the paint job.
last year, the council said they won't, nor am i allowed to chop the tree down, so i need a way to take the tree down all stealthily and ninja like!
i remember studying about trees in college where if you cut around the perimeter of the tree, it'll stop electrolyte flow to the leaves and will effectively kill the tree.
i also read recently about hammering some special nails into it that will also kill it.
please could somebody provide me with some more details and some safety guidelines,
i dont want the tree to fall over my house/car and crush it,
i also dont want to raise any eyebrows as the the same tree is planted on my road every 5 meters.
is there anyway that i can just get the leaves to not grow?
i realise that there are no jtag points on the tree so that already eliminates allot of the expertise of many of the members on this forum but there has to be a tree doctor or someone similar about?
also, my grass is fookin shite.
its not green enough, again my days studying biology taught me that nitrate fertilisers causes grass and plants to become greener and more colourful.
how do i source a shed load of pure nitrates or nitrogen based compounds like ammonia?
i checked the fertiliser bag and its only got a little bit of nitrate in it, the rest is filler and a bit of phosphate/potassium which makes the grass grow faster! i cant be doing with cutting my lawn more often now.
so to summarise i need to kill a tree and need a truck full of nitrates.
Thank heavens my identity is protected.
Kind regards,
CrazyFool