Feckin Summer Colds

[Bronto]

Why is it that whenever we have the first nice bit of weather some fecker gives me a cold, was on the train coming home on Thursday and had some twat coughing and sneezing opposite me and thought then I bet I get it ... well tonight I feel like shite .. lol .. if I go to work tomorrow and I see him on the train I'm gonna punch him lmao

 

[Rat]

Ive been the same Bronto sneezing sore throat ect over the Easter Break

but it wasnt me on that friggin train lol

 

[asmaniac]

A nice whiskey tot

Guys make yourselfs a nice whiskey tot every night for a 3/4 day period. It will knock you out overnight and your body will have a chance to fight the infection: spook :

 

[Lucy]

....when you saw him coughin on the train you should have started scratchin your nuts and sniffin your fingers .....or farted etc... (or scratched and farted at the same time then sniffed your fingers!!)

He's gonna stop coughin right an sharpish and move seats as he'll think your a total minger!!!

Guaranteed to get you a seat all for yourself on any train!!!!

...and its better than Beachams or hot whiskey...lol....

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