Corny 1 Liner Thread

[Sandra51]

 

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[Rumpelstiltskin.]

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LFC have won one league title in 33 years, One epl title in 31 years, up there with Leicester and Blackburn with one epl title each.
Seven clubs have won the epl title: Manchester United (13 times), Manchester City (7), Chelsea (5), Arsenal (3), Blackburn Rovers, Leicester City and Liverpool (1)

 

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Not a very well thought through joke that.

I’ll get you Butler.

 

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Great comedy...

 

[Sandra51]

 

[dar1437]

 

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Great CD

 

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Great CD
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I like his cover of I do Ron Ron

 

[dar1437]

 

[dar1437]

 

[dar1437]

 

[miggy]

Breakfast time?. Oh wait a minute.

 

[D 8 RCS]

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Breakfast time?. Oh wait a minute.

You could at least let us know where it is Miggy, or are you keeping that all to yourself ?

 

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Breakfast time?. Oh wait a minute.

Change my beans a extra sausage...

 

[dar1437]

 

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Change my beans a extra sausage...

Not keen on sausage myself, but I do like a bean.

 

[IANB]

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Breakfast time?. Oh wait a minute.

Tried kippers before. Wasn’t keen

 

[miggy]

Tried kippers before. Wasn’t keen

She said if you ask nicely Ian, she would split it for you.

 

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