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Corny 1 Liner Thread
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Shame Judge Judy was not as entertaining
So it's official then, the Fanny is closed. I believe its going to open as a cheese shop now. Leaveeeee it miggy lad. lol
Well when one Fanny closes
Another one opens.....hmm you may have a point there.Well when one Fanny closes
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
“Hello.”
“Mrs. Sanders, please.”
“Speaking.”
“Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to this lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders who attends the same Medical Centre, arrived as well . We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way, the results are not too good.”
“What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.”
“That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Sanders.
“Normally we can, but the NHS will only pay for these expensive tests once.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
“The NHS helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
“Hello.”
“Mrs. Sanders, please.”
“Speaking.”
“Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to this lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders who attends the same Medical Centre, arrived as well . We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way, the results are not too good.”
“What do you mean?” Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
“Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.”
“That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?” questioned Mrs. Sanders.
“Normally we can, but the NHS will only pay for these expensive tests once.”
“Well, what am I supposed to do now?”
“The NHS helpdesk recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
Is that round the corner from Up the Khyber
It’s a bugger to find but worth it.
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