Corny 1 Liner Thread
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Can you give us a lift
•I too was once a male trapped in a female body…but then my mother gave birth.
•There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
•Someone said, “Nothing rhymes with orange.” I said, “No, it doesn’t.”
•For those of you that don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version…it doesn’t listen to anything.
•After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails
•We live in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended
•The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot
•It’s weird being the same age as old people.
•Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH
•Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
•If Adam and Eve were Carnivores they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.
•You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.
•Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
•Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
•I just got a present labeled, ‘From Mom and Dad’, and I know darn well Dad has no idea what’s inside.
•Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.
•I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them.
•Apparently exercise helps you with decision-making. It’s true. I went for a run this morning and decided I’m never going again.
•There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
•Someone said, “Nothing rhymes with orange.” I said, “No, it doesn’t.”
•For those of you that don’t want Alexa or Siri listening in on your conversation, they are making a male version…it doesn’t listen to anything.
•After watching how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails
•We live in a time where intelligent people are silenced so that stupid people won’t be offended
•The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they aren’t a robot
•It’s weird being the same age as old people.
•Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say CLOSE ENOUGH
•Last night the internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
•If Adam and Eve were Carnivores they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple and saved us all a lot of trouble.
•You know you are getting old when friends with benefits means having someone who can drive at night.
•Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time.
•Some of my friends exercise every day. Meanwhile I am watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.
•I just got a present labeled, ‘From Mom and Dad’, and I know darn well Dad has no idea what’s inside.
•Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are.
•I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them.
•Apparently exercise helps you with decision-making. It’s true. I went for a run this morning and decided I’m never going again.
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Hassan and Habib are beggars.
They beg in different areas of Sydney.
Habib begs just as long as Hassan but only collects $2 to $3 every day.
Hassan brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 notes, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib says to Hassan, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how
do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 notes every day?'
Hassan says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say ?'
Habib's sign reads; 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Hassan says, 'No wonder you only get $2- $3 !'
Habib says... 'So what does your sign say ?'
Hassan shows Habib his sign...
It reads: 'I only need another $10 to move back to Iran'
They beg in different areas of Sydney.
Habib begs just as long as Hassan but only collects $2 to $3 every day.
Hassan brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 notes, drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Habib says to Hassan, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how
do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 notes every day?'
Hassan says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say ?'
Habib's sign reads; 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support'.
Hassan says, 'No wonder you only get $2- $3 !'
Habib says... 'So what does your sign say ?'
Hassan shows Habib his sign...
It reads: 'I only need another $10 to move back to Iran'
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