This morning I woke up, popped into the kitchen to find the girlfriend making our breakfast, nice soft boiled eggs and soldiers.
Almost instantly she said, I need you to make love to me, right here right now, I thought what a great spontaneous way to start the day, I happily obliged.
We went hell for leather on the kitchen table, afterwards she said thank you.
A little puzzled, as we hadn't done that before, I asked, What was that all about.
She replied... the egg timer is broken.