Corny 1 Liner Thread

[Sandra51]

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[Sandra51]

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[ish_e]

Paddy was out in town on a night out, met this tidy bit of tackle, bought her a few drinks, slow danced her near the end of the night and asked her if he could walk her home.

The girl replied, Yes, you can but no funny business as I'm on my menstrual cycle.

Paddy said, That's OK, I'll follow you home on my Honda

 

[Sandra51]

 

[dar1437]

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I need help on this one. It's been over 5 minutes..... lol

 

[dar1437]

 

[IANB]

I need help on this one. It's been over 5 minutes..... lol

Braille!

 

[avid]

My attempts to combine nitrous oxide and Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock.

 

[Oggiman]

@avid

Maybe you need glasses

 

[gez]

I need help on this one. It's been over 5 minutes..... lol

Close your eyes next time you drive a car then think of this gear nob.

 

[avid]

@avid

Maybe you need glasses

I already wear them

 

[D 8 RCS]

It's only fitted on referees cars.

 

[ish_e]

My wife just called me to say that Gavin from Autoglass has turned up, and has injected his resin into the crack.
I'm really not a suspicious person, but I've got the car.

 

[avid]

By my age, my parents had a house and a family, and to be fair to me, so do I but it is the same house and it is the same family.

 

[dar1437]

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[IANB]

Try it. It wirks

 

[avid]

Try it. It wirks

Me and the wife just tried it and we saw three clowns

 

[avid]

I hate funerals, I'm not a mourning person.

 

[papa2]

To funny not to post

 

[Sandra51]