Corny 1 Liner Thread

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[nara]

The Scots are in town...

 

[Trabbs]

I took my boat out on the Lake this morning...........I feel like canoe man!

 

[silverdale]

 

[Trabbs]

Winnie the Pooh, Yogi, Paddington and Rupert have had their mining equipment stolen. ................Today's the day the teddy bears had their picks nicked.

 

[muskrat]

 

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[Sandra51]

On my first visit to see my Brother in Adelaide there was one of those huge Huntsman spiders over the door from the lounge that I had to pass through to get to the hallway leading to my bedroom, after being warned a few days earlier while at his brother in laws in Sydney to not go near the bushes in one part of the garden because they had seen a funnel web earlier that day, I was taking no chances and slept on the sofa rather than risk it dropping on me and biting me as I passed through the door, but when my brother woke me in the morning he told me that it was only a Huntsman and even though it was huge that they were harmless

 

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[dar1437]

 

[avid]

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[dar1437]

 

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[muskrat]

 

[Trabbs]

I asked my doctor if he could refer me to a specialist about my addiction to board games.
"Draughts, Snakes and ladders, Scrabble, Ludo ~ the list goes on," I told him.
He asked "Any Chess?"
I said "I can't afford to go private".

 

[avid]

She’ll have them cueing around the block

 

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