Corny 1 Liner Thread

[miggy]

PLEASE BE CAREFUL! I don’t know if this is a scam or not?


I’ve just received a phone call saying I’ve won £250 or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show, then it said just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show....

 

[avid]

PLEASE BE CAREFUL! I don’t know if this is a scam or not?


I’ve just received a phone call saying I’ve won £250 or 2 tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute show, then it said just press 1 for the money, 2 for the show....

Suspicious minds

 

[miggy]

Suspicious minds

Nearly caught in a trap mate.

 

[piggy13]

Fook me the phone just rang...couldn't answer it as I was All Shook Up !

 

[silverdale]

 

[dar1437]

 

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[cokeaddict]

Wayne Rooney has visited Cristian Eriksen in hospital.

“He’s doing really well, he even managed to string an entire sentence together.” said Eriksen

 

[cokeaddict]

Just hearing that some of the Poland fans have gone on the rampage after their defeat to Slovakia,

apparently outside the stadium 60 cars have been fully valeted....

 

[silverdale]

 

[Trabbs]

My friend quit his job as a Bank Manager three weeks ago..........but he's still having withdrawal symptoms.

 

[muskrat]

 

[muskrat]

 

[Sandra51]

 

[muskrat]

 

[muskrat]

 

[avid]

 

[silverdale]

 

[avid]

 

[silverdale]