Corny 1 Liner Thread

[muskrat]

 

[muskrat]

 

[silverdale]

 

[dar1437]

A wealthy Nigerian Prince has just died and left all his millions to a cat.
In his will, he said he tried to give away his fortune for years, but no one ever responded to his e-mails.

 

[muskrat]

 

[Trabbs]

Speeding on my penny farthing I was stopped by a couple of coppers.

 

[miggy]

Speeding on my penny farthing I was stopped by a couple of coppers.

Did he get a two Bobby fine.

 

[Sandra51]

 

[miggy]

 

[silverdale]

 

[avid]

 

[avid]

Good old Skeggy

 

[dar1437]

I went by the house where I grew up in yesterday. I asked if I could go in and look around, but they said no and shut the door in my face. My parents can be so mean sometimes.

 

[muskrat]

 

[muskrat]

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[muskrat]

 

[avid]

 

[Trabbs]

A Lorry containing a large load of Pencils was stolen from a Car Park yesterday. Details are sketchy but Police are drawing up a plan of action!

 

[silverdale]

 

[miggy]

I would like to congratulate my niece on passing her mouth organ test.
Well done our Monica.