Corny 1 Liner Thread

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I’ve got a feeling it won’t last
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Our lass said they are just gunna drift apart

 

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[Trabbs]

I've subscribed to pig breeders monthly magazine....It came with a free pen.

 

[miggy]

BREAKING: Archeologists in Egypt have discovered a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts.

They believe it's Pharaoh Rocher

 

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[muskrat]

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[Trabbs]

I was once cast as the lead in a silent version of Oliver Twist...........I couldn't ask for more!

 

[muskrat]

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[muskrat]

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[Trabbs]

Procrastination is a really good thing.........you have plenty to do tomorrow, and you have nothing to do today!

 

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[muskrat]

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[Trabbs]

Just skipped the waiting list to join the local puppet group. ........I've got a friend there and he pulled a few strings.

 

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[dar1437]

Anyone know a cure for sex addiction?

I've tried fucking everything.

 

[Trabbs]

The local window cleaner got reported to the police for being a peeping Tom,
he got off with a caution but was warned that if it happens again,
steps will be taken!

 

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