Corny 1 Liner Thread

[gez]

But keep your back turned

 

[avid]

But keep your back turned

Or make sure you’re wearing a mask

 

[miggy]

 

[miggy]

 

[miggy]

 

[muskrat]

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[muskrat]

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[miggy]

Just bought a new hat. Not sure why people keep laughing at me though.

 

[miggy]

2 years ago my Doctor said I would go deaf. I haven't heard from him since.

 

[miggy]

 

[dar1437]

I can see a Labrador's head.

 

[D 8 RCS]

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I see a black poodle coming towards the camera, the outline of which can also look like a man with a back pack that has a dog's face on it heading away from the camera. I can also see 2 white dogs in the trees to the left of the picture.

 

[gez]

Wish i could see nudes instead ( women that is)

 

[nara]

Could someone run a cold shower for Gez please!

 

[muskrat]

Can’t believe it’s pancake day today.
That’s suddenly just crêped up on us.

 

[muskrat]

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[avid]

I have no problems with buying tampons, I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they’re not a ‘proper’ present...

 

[miggy]

I have no problems with buying tampons, I am a fairly modern man. But apparently they’re not a ‘proper’ present...

Was it a no strings attached present?.

 

[azmus121]

A pig stands in front of an electric socket: “Oh no, who put you into that wall?!”

 

[avid]

Was it a no strings attached present?.