bog off you fairies

[buckthehero]

who the ferk says i cant come in just cos i got my slippers and dressing gown on.... you two bouncers are just thugs dressed up.

i thought we had a sensible place to let off steam.....best go home and get changed .... so i can get back into this establishment and see what youve done to my pub.

hold up..... youve just let scoot in in a pair of lycra y fronts and damage with bits of wool tired around his waist. why cant i get in ?

oooh, private party for huggi and his felching friends, and owenzy is in his b'day suit with just a gimp ball strapped in his mouth.

ferk that.... i think i will just go home tonite. what do you mean its gonna be like this every weds...i run this ferkin bar, i didnt agree to any of this.

gonna have to take this up with mickie and gazer i think. what...they are in there too.... in the back room with monkey as there lap dancer.....where does it end ?

 

[Gazer]

It's getting a bit dead in here latly
I think we need a couple of good looking barmaids

Regards Gazer.

 

[nara]

They can pull one for me anytime.

evil: :Cheers: evil:

 

[scoot]

barmaids and bar _stewards

Yes ,

I would probably end up witha pint of worthingtons cream flow if them pair where pulling me one, lol

Scoot :T

 

[nara]

Did you hear the one about the barmaid who pulled the wrong knob and got stout?

:Jester: :Jester: