sexless relationship - what do i do?

Actually i disagree with that post. The anal sphincter muscles are only meant to go one way, so if its something you practice repeatedly she'll end up faecally incontinent.

Or maybe Adam will...:BUMMER:
 
Actually i disagree with that post. The anal sphincter muscles are only meant to go one way, so if its something you practice repeatedly she'll end up faecally incontinent.

Nice....such a way with words lol. Made me laugh though! ;)
 
Actually i disagree with that post. The anal sphincter muscles are only meant to go one way, so if its something you practice repeatedly she'll end up faecally incontinent.

Thats what animal nitrates are for. And I doubt that she will let you pot the brown, if she aint letting you pot the pink mate.
 
You aint potting my brown, and I aint got a pink you perv ;)

Lol oi less of that haha I was talking about explaining the term 'snookered' to you pmsl....what's with all these colors anyway talking about potting browns and potting pinks I'm sure I dunno what you sickos mean! ;)
 
Sorry but maybe it's you that sucks at it. Maybe she is great in bed but you don't do it for her!
;)
 
So adam what was the conclusion to this? Are you still with this woman? Has anything improved? Have you had a chat with her?
 
Eva told me that she superglues hers to make it tighter.

;)
 
lol, what a pathetic thread.

The real problem here, is people who feel the need to state their private aspect of their lives on a public forum and receive advice from mainly strangers. Why not go speak to real friends in your real life rather than post here.

Or better still heres a revolutionary idea speak to your partner, it might actually help. Unless of course you have bumped into a relationship expert on here which I doubt.
 
Fook me Imran calm down mate i think we all know the thread turned into a bit of a piss take in the end, just a giggle mate take it with a pinch of salt.
 
....I was thinking, could you not get a loan of a morph suit or two, from digdude, then no one will want sex. PMSL ;)
 
....I was thinking, could you not get a loan of a morph suit or two, from digdude, then no one will want sex. PMSL ;)

actually digi thinks they are really sexy and could tell you a story or two suki! lol
 
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