New game for a bit of fun

Post a punch line and let someone make the joke. Could be a laugh.
I will start it.

Punchline....


I would rather have a puppy...

Little Johnny walks in on his mum & dad having sex. "What are you doing" he asks. "We're making you a baby brother or sister" his dad replied. To which Johnny answered "Aww, do her doggy-style,

IANB said:

I would rather have a puppy...

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Its been sunny today.

Stevie wonder asked why its been hot today i said

AJT said:

Its been sunny today.

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A mathematical approach to quantum physics

There was an old lady called Wright
who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day
in a relative way
and returned on the previous night.

this is made possible because of

AJT said:

A mathematical approach to quantum physics

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The darkness over takes the colours of my mind.

trying to think of all 256 colours in original ms windows, been running it through my head for ages but then heard the song "i believe in a thing called love " and now..

The darkness over takes the colours of my mind.

the boy stood on the burning deck.

Cressi said:

the boy stood on the burning deck.

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eating a red hot scallop
one drop down his trouser leg
and burnt his fooking bolloxs

Sent from 2 tin cans and some string

oh no an fecking tory

If Ed Miliband and Nicola Sturgeon were both drowning and you only had time to save one,...
what type of sandwich would you make?

countryboy said:

oh no an fecking tory

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