Your Mum!

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Does anyone still say "YOUR MUM!" it used to be common in playgrounds across the UK?

Examples of when to use "YOUR MUM!":

1. What time is it? - "YOUR MUM!"
2. Have you farted? - "YOUR MUM'S FARTED!"
etc
etc

:proud:
 

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Does anyone still say "YOUR MUM!" it used to be common in playgrounds across the UK?

Examples of when to use "YOUR MUM!":

1. What time is it? - "YOUR MUM!"
2. Have you farted? - "YOUR MUM'S FARTED!"
etc
etc

:proud:

Your mum!!LOL:proud:
 
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You're going to wake up sober in the morning & think:

"What was I thinking...this post was a complete pile of shoite, now everyone's going to think I'm like 14 or something".

I just woke up, and yours was the first reply I read in my email inbox and you hit the nail right on the head.

WHAT WAS I THINKING!?

Oh and by the way I wasn't drunk cos I'm Muslim, but I was in a state of drunkenness due to lack of sleep!:Cheers:
 

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I just woke up, and yours was the first reply I read in my email inbox and you hit the nail right on the head.

WHAT WAS I THINKING!?

Oh and by the way I wasn't drunk cos I'm Muslim, but I was in a state of drunkenness due to lack of sleep!:Cheers:

LoL, I usually dread reading my posts on a Sunday morning.

I wish the admin would add an "Unsend" button, it would make my life that little bit easier :)
 

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wen i was at rpimary it was your mum and at high school it was your dad lol how original

Cheers
MFCGAVMFC
 

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LoL, I usually dread reading my posts on a Sunday morning.

I wish the admin would add an "Unsend" button, it would make my life that little bit easier :)

Here Here :)

I cringe every morning I read my posts ;)
 

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Never heard that expression in my whole life, is it a northern term?
 

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'Your Dad?"

I've never heard that mate, what you lot saying in Scotland mate lol?

it used to be complete sh!t like "your your dads double" or "Fu*k your Dad" utter pish of the highest order

we were hardcore lol


Cheers
MFCGAVMFC
 

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..."your mum" ?,..." Your dad" ? never heard of them,
but i know the, "WHOS THE DADDY" one tho heheheh xx
 

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A mate of mine who is 25 still says it... I normally respond with a punch or mention/point out that he is 6 foot 4 but his mum is only 4 foot and she has a beard, what happened there??? He doesnt say it again after that for about a day :)
 

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When at junior school we where pretty foul..

"Your Mum"
"had your mum last night"
"*hag your 10 times a day"

could go on..

these are the times id rather forget..

forgive me father..
 

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LOL I remember this curse. This really funny kid at school took it one step further and would say yourmumdadgranny super fast. It was hilarious at the time.
 

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It's just today's society gone bad...give em a smack up the backside they'll be right!
 
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