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X Rated Riddles [adult content]


DW Joke King
Oct 3, 2007
Q: What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q: What's a mixed feeling?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q: What's the definition of Macho?
A: Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Q: What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q: How do New Zealanders practise safe sex?
A: They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it!

Q: What is a Yankee?
A: The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q: What do Tupperware and a Walrus have in common?
A: They both like a tight seal.

Q: What does a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

Q: What's the difference between 'Ooooohhhh' and 'Aaaaahhhh'?
A: About 3 inches.

Q: Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?
A: For traction in the mud.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A: The grip.

Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A: It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a Hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: About 45 pounds.

Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Because breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the Dove is the bird of Peace, what is the bird of true love?
A: The Swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: 6 inches is medium. 8 inches is rare.

Q: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.


Ellie's Buxom Wench
Feb 1, 2008
hahaha they are so funny. was larfin to every single one of em really funny thanks xx oh and all tru too ha xx