Work related stories

[scoot]

anyone got any funny work related stories,

heres mine,

About 6 years ago in my employement ,

A middle aged woman came up to my office after getting off a train with a really red face,

She said " For the last two weeks every time I get on that certain train a man gets on,

"Sits next to me and beore I get off he puts his hand down his trousers and starts playing with himself whilst looking at me!!"

Me trying to be diplomatic said,

" Dont worry my love!!!

the next time he does it tell me!

And I will get the guard to Toss him off at the next stop!!!

yep put my foot right in it,

End result she thought I was taking the piss out of her and reported me ,


lmao,

yep Scoot in the she ite again ,

does any one else have any true funny stories

Scoot

 

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about 18 months ago i went to fit sly in a customers house and agreed to run it into the bedroom as a side earner, the guy said that the room was the spare at the back of the house and all that crap and the telly's this way. he opens the door and theres his missus biting the pillow going to town with herself.

i dont know who was more embarresed, him or her, but they were having a screaming row when i left about 6 mins after, still laugh now thinking roflmao