Michael,
Thankyou for you mail.
I'm not sure there was a suggestion that it couldn't be looked into by yourselves, although an investigation may be needed; perhaps we can call it CarbonGate, it would be a lot like Watergate but without the American Presidency, public outcry and dodgy monitory pay offs, or for that matter snapshots of perpetrators stating "I am not a crook". Although it would be interesting if someone decides to turn it into a motion picture, perhaps you could play the lead role? or maybe direct?
Your first port of call in light of this new corporate investigation would be checking for staff members shredding documentary evidence, perhaps you have a small cupboard that is unknown to you in which this takes place, it may go right to the top Michael or as far as Royal Mail management, we may even have to check employee's garage's, you know how these people are see something shiny, wrapped in bubble wrap, they are away with it, storing things for a "rainy day". That said, i do like bubble wrap so maybe the postman is collecting it for a small party, lots of them getting together. You know what they say Michael, once you pop you just can't stop.
I pulled together a small ad for Ellesmere Port First, a new Spares2Go production, I hope you like it. I don't think it would cost much either.
I did consider drawing a small portrait of myself fitting brushes, but unfortunately it turned into a bit of a mess, there where stick men everywhere and I couldn't draw a washing machine to save my life.
In terms of them turning up, I've actually took the opportunity to spend my hard earned money again, and re-ordered them from elsewhere.
If they do ever turn up Michael, i will punch the air in glee; a lot like when your favorite team wins a football game or similar to the ending of the Breakfast Club where Judd Nelson ends the last scene with a fearsome air punch.
Wishing you well in your future political endeavors.
Ian
"Emotionally Distressed"
