Whats your excuse?

[Paul-K]

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married
she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her
honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making
love and she stooped down to pick up her husbands clothing she accidentally
let a big fart rip. She looked up and said "Excuse please, front hole so happy,
back hole laugh out loud." :Jester:

 

[Dutcho]

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