steve2493
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A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How
dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your
children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least
I can tell you what happened.'
'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say
to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to
drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She
looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her
and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat
because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing
devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while
she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you
bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone
at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so
grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the
door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please Do you have anything else that your wife
doesn't use?
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How
dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your
children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least
I can tell you what happened.'
'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say
to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to
drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She
looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her
and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat
because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing
devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while
she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you
bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone
at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so
grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the
door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please Do you have anything else that your wife
doesn't use?
