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cyggy
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A teacher starts a new job at a school in Sandwell and trying
to break the ice and make a good impression on her first day, tells the
class that she is an Albion fan.
She asks the kiddies to raise their hands if they are Albion fans as
well. Everyone in the class raises a hand except for one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says "Mary, why didn't
you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not an Albion fan" she replied.
The teacher, obviously shocked, asked "well, if you're not an Albion fan,
then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a Villa fan, and proud of it" Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Villa fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from near Birmingham, and my mum is a Villa
fan and my dad is a Villa fan, so I'm a Villa fan too!"
"Well" said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason
for you to be a Villa fan. You don't have to be like your parents all
the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug
addict and car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary smiled, "Then I'd be a Wolves fan".
to break the ice and make a good impression on her first day, tells the
class that she is an Albion fan.
She asks the kiddies to raise their hands if they are Albion fans as
well. Everyone in the class raises a hand except for one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says "Mary, why didn't
you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not an Albion fan" she replied.
The teacher, obviously shocked, asked "well, if you're not an Albion fan,
then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a Villa fan, and proud of it" Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Villa fan?"
"Because my mum and dad are from near Birmingham, and my mum is a Villa
fan and my dad is a Villa fan, so I'm a Villa fan too!"
"Well" said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason
for you to be a Villa fan. You don't have to be like your parents all
the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug
addict and car thief, what would you be then?"
Mary smiled, "Then I'd be a Wolves fan".