[WANTED] Adult Mountain Bike

[elite786]

hi guys, im looking to go down the green route! with my latest driving disqualification.

heres what i need, a decent blue frame with those suspension things. can be 21 gears doesnt matter. now gotta have the following!

1.Brembo Breaks
2.Sat Nav
3.Led front n back lights
4.chrome wheels
5.leather seat
6.full service history including last chain replacement n oiling!
7.no scratces on paintwork!

IF you have anything that matches that description PLEASE get in touch with Reg of bike, full service history? and expected sale price.

thanks for looking

Elite786

p.s. this is just a light hearted joke please, dont take it seriously or take any offence! Mods its just for laughs if its unecessary then please remove! thanks

 

[cob_ob]

Think this is in the wrong section m8???
Try fleebay.
Also why did you get banned,if ya don,t mind me taking the piss?or where you on the piss?
You where not joy riding?

 

[MH]

1.Brembo Breaks
/QUOTE]

So you want them broken do you??

 

[MH]

1.Brembo Breaks

So you want them broken do you??

 

[elite786]

Think this is in the wrong section m8???
Try fleebay.
Also why did you get banned,if ya don,t mind me taking the piss?or where you on the piss?
You where not joy riding?

lol, neva drink n drive mate. neva eva eva eva!

got banned for doing 120MPH on M1

elite786

 

[elite786]

So you want them broken do you??

lol, Brembo are performance breaks!!!! they use em on the SEAT leon cupra turbo R and porsche's the big red caliper breaks? lol, theyd be no gud if they where broken!

elite786

 

[cob_ob]

lol, neva drink n drive mate. neva eva eva eva!

got banned for doing 120MPH on M1

elite786

WeLL 120MPH i WOULD,NT DRINK AND DRIVE.
In case I spilled some!!!!!!!
And where is the M1?
Did you own the porsche??????????
or borrow it for perminent???

 

[MH]

breaks as in broken

or

Brakes as in Stops...

 

[elite786]

breaks as in broken

or

Brakes as in Stops...

lol BRAKES! car brakes. I see my mispelling

 

[MH]

lol........