FECKKEEERRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grrrrrrrrrrr.... maybe I should be in the rant room!!! Oh, I am
Just rang them up and spoke to retention.
Currently XLTV XLPhone and XLBroadband, all for £58pm
Cut down version...
Told them that if I go to build a package I can get all the above with XXL bb for £59pm for 6 months £66 thereafter with free installation.
She said I can have the package for £66 pm plus install and activation (£35 + £20).
Why cant I have free install, thats what the package said.
Ok but you'll have to have the £20 activation fee.
Why not £48 pm for 6 months then. Have you seen your equal for all webpage?
Can't do that offer I'm afraid, I'll pass you to customer services.
Wait.....
Blah blah offer?
I can do the offer but you'll have to pay installation.
But it says free on the internet?
sorry.
Have you seen your equal for all webpage?
I can't do that, I'l pass you to retention.
Wait.....
OMG how many of you do I have to speak to? Blah blah offer?
I can't do that. I can offer you £66 pm + installation.
But the first one said she'd do free install.
Nope, can't do that, nothing on your notes. Its a standard charge.
So if you're new you dont have to pay it?
If thats what the offer says.
Have you seen your treating you all equal webpage?
It's not something I can offer sir.
But the first person I spoke to could?
But sir, if you walked into a shop and saw something but wanted to pay less than the other customers would that be fair; It's a standard charge that I can do nothing about.
I also wouldn't expect, if I walked into your shop, you to offer the same product that I had in my hand ready to buy to somebody else outside just walking past for cheaper just because they hadn't bought anything from you before!
Well I'm sorry sir but I can't waive that fee.
So I can cancel today then as I'm no longer in contract and take out this offer tomorrow for the 48pm + free install?
You'ld have to give 30 days notice sir. And then you wouldn't be able to restart for 3 months.
Where does it state that?
It doesn't but we are a bunch of money grabbing seanuts who couldn't give a fek about your loyal 15+ years with us... sir; Now, move along. I've got a new customer to sign up biatch (She didn't say this bit btw)