A very loud fat, greasy unattractive woman walked into Asda with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Asda greeter said pleasantly good morning madam nice children you have there, are they twins? The ugly fat woman stopped yelling long enough to say. 'of course they aren't twins, one is 7 and the other is 10. Are you blind thick or just ****ing stupid. I am neither. Replied the greeter. I just couldn't believe you'd been shagged twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Asda.
