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1.Morrissey!!!, 2. Radio One's Colin 'annoying Irish Tw*t' Murray, 3.Eamon 'fat Irish pr*ck' Holmes, 4. Robbie 'Kareoke' Williams, 5. Rock 'n' Roll do-gooders, 6. Patrick 'Ginger 'Irish pr*ck' Keilty, 7. Radio One's Chris 'Fat, Arse Licker' Moyles go away with your fat breathing you just aren't funny, 8. Radio One's Jo 'put some f*cking shoes on' Whiley, get off the fence 9. Pete Doherty, 10. Louis 'fat Irish gay' Walsh remember he created both Boyzone AND Westlife!), 10. Davina 'Crow Face' McCall (the most annoying woman on TV).11. Neil 'Doctor F*cking' Fox, how can this fat middle aged perma tanned prick offer any kind of opinion on modern music. What the f*ck do you know! 12. Big Brother contestants. 13. Johnno Coleman - what is your purpose! 14. Christiano Ronaldo - All that money and you still have acne, you cheatin', greasy divin' ladyboy bastard! 15. Jerremy 'Chav Ring Master' Kyle - "Don't know who your real Dad is, is your baby the wrong colour, are you a jobless tracksuit wearing tw*t that sits around all day smoking spliffs playing PS2 and generally w*nking your life away...well I want to hear from you...maybe you could do a lie detector test" F*CK OFF KYLE you cheap suit wearing c*nt! 16. Gordon Ramsey - Yes you can swear WOW, f*ck me how impressive you should be in a Jim Davidson style pantomhyme, it could be called Jock Pr*ck and the Beansprouts. 17. Cillit Bang's Barry Scott - Why do you have to shout for f*ck's sake I don't want your Cillit Bang! 18. Jimmy Carr - Not funny, smug, auto-cue reading Angus 'tw*tty' Deaton's love child MoFo! The only thing I'd like to see him host is 'Channel 4 presents the top 100 ways to injur Jimmy Carr! 19. Russell Brand - what's the deal with this guy? I don't get it, he is one ugly mother f*cker, he looks like Willy Wonka on welfare with 'fuzzy felt' stubble...another glamorised smack rat, hyperactive sex pest! 20. GMTV trio Kate Garroway, Andrew Castle and Penny Smith - The last thing you want to see first thing in the morning. Give me the news! Just the news, impartial honest news! 21. Miquita Oliver - presenter of T4- she should really be on radio, a broken radio that can't be tuned in, ever! 22. Ian Hyland - TV critic of GMTV, This Morning and News of the World - Plain and simple, he's a pr*ck. 23. Matthew Wright - Journalist, TV presenter, tw*t. The Wright Stuff, more like the shite stuff, he has a really annoying face that you wanna punch repeatedly. 24. Rhona Cameron - Comedian - "Hello I'm a gay, did I mention that I am gay and talk about being gay? I am also a gay." What do you want a medal? Change the script, sit down your routine is sh*t. 25. Loose Women (not in general, but the TV show in particular Jane Moore co presenter) Or as I like to call it 'Bitter Women' No wonder your husband's have all left you for better models you annoying, moaning, f*cks! 26. Joe Pasquale - about as funny as having your d*ck cut off and thrown away. 27. 'Token Cowles'- Every sh*t counterfeit X Factor style show that the BBC make has one, usually a gay one, they need to be irradicated. 28. George Galloway - TW*T! 29.Sonia 'mormon' Jackson (eastenders) - Tw@t! no body wants to see your jelly roll fat scraggedy @rse moanin and crying no more bad enough seeing you when im eating but your jaw wings are over the top lose some weight and leave poor martin alone. 30. Jeremy The Huge head little dick not funny at all everybody just wants to hack him to pieces with a full size Woodcutters AXE Clarkson. NOB JOCKEY. 31. Paris Hilton - a prime example of someone who does f*ck all and gets millions for it. Your dad owns a hotel? Well then come on down and star in a movie. 32. Jodie Marsh - Orange, ugly, attention seeking, annoying whore. 33. Alan Sugar (Sir), as if we need reminding. This dick uses his peerage more than toilet paper. "Yes Sir Alan, No Sir Alan, f**k You Sir Alan, Amstrad's were shit Sir Alan, f**k your Great Ormond Street fee Sir Alan, you cockney tw*t SIR ALAN!". 34. Dragon's Den Investors - "So you've invented a machine that can turn dog s*it into 24 carrot solid gold...wow and it actually works...but what's worrying me is I need to know how many biscuits and cups of tea your company will consume during its first year in business...what?! you don't know? Well you obviously haven't done all your sums, so i'm not investing, I'm out!!!" Cock!. 35. Tim 'The Big Dawg' Westwood, f*cking wigger! Speaks as if he is from South Central LA, he actually grew up in a quaint village in Norfolk in the English countryside and is the offspring of a Vicar and a Maths teacher! Even rappers are baffled by his ridiculous attempts at being 'down'. His happiest day was when Yardies shot him - unfortunately, he surrvived. 36. David Beckham - It's well know that Captain Beckham (Now Ex, thank f*ck!) was responsible for selecting the music played on the England team bus. Going into an international game should be like going into battle, with the right music to set the mood, music that is up beat, aggressive, inspiring. What does Beckham play? USHER, what a prick! No wonder we've won **** at any tournament in reccent years, I hope Terry has some better fucking taste and more fucking sense than nancy boy. Imagine charging down the wing with Usher buzzing in your head, f*cks sake, they should play some Clash or summat! 37. Usher, for being w*nk, in fact all R'n'B is w*nk, its for shiny, plastic wannabe f*ck heads who have a vice for wearing vests. Rhythm & Blues, no - Rap & Bullsh*t, yes! 38. Kate Moss - Groupie/Junkie, are you in a band? Let me suck your cock, I don't care what band you're in or what your cock tastes like, I just want to be relevant. 39. Tracy Emmin (Artist?) For one she's no oil painting, she makes my skin crawl and stomach churn a proper fugly, her work is fucking rubbish too, a spunk stained bed is not art, if so why's the General not in the Tate (ha,ha,ha) neither is a patch work tent. 40. Elton John, he's a big fat dirty gay leach, feeding of the success of whoever is 'in' in media land, he's done it loads of times the list is endless: Pete Doherty, Blue, Eminem, Fat Boy Slim, Trousersnake, The Beckhams, Liz Hurley...he is also dirty fat queen. 41. Dom Jolly, f*cking rubbish, Trigger Happy TV, yeah he makes me want to shoot my telly, watch out Beadle's fat love child's about. 42. David Blaine, his stunts are pointlessness and he talks like he is stoned and in need of a shit all the time in an attempt to sound mysterious. I wish I could have been in London to throw sh*t at him in his tank, he is a w*nker. 43. S&M Supernanny Jo Frost, no you go and sit on the quiet step you fat tubby bitch. 44. Tom Cruise, apart from being a midget and wierd as f*ck his films suck cock, "look at me run, I'm running again, I am also the hero, again! A running hero, look how I run". 45. Kerry Katona, Mum of the year? How the f*ck is this coke head a role model, the only way she could be mum of the year is to let all the starving kids in Africa suckle up to her massive fat tits to feed. 46. Vernon Kay/Peter Kay/Paddy Mcguiness/Dave Spikey, we don't give a f*ck that you are from Bolton, so stop reminding us you pastie eating c*ck suckers and whilst you're at it drop the exaggerated accents "Go fot Bolton fot get some Garlic Bread fot my dinner, with extra cheese on fot extra taste". Paddy is w*nk, his stand up show is sh*t and he is just living off the success of Peter Kay, who has become boring as f*ck, with the same old jokes and nostalgic bullsh*t, f*cking rubbish. 47. Graham Norton, sarcasm the lowest form of witt? Bol*ocks, the most unimaginative, shittest, predictable boring form of witt is inuendo, especially camp inuendo, it’s just not funny and utterly shit. Obviously then a gay Irish, sarcastic dwarf would be the lowest of the low. And he is. 48. Callum Best, famous for what? 45. Paul Dannon, talentless, Z-list sex pest. 49. Ms Dynamite-ee,a campaigner for anti-violence however was arrested after a brawl in which she punched a female police officer in the nose whilst in custody. 50. Phil Tuffnell, oh how he likes a beer, oh you're so mad Phil stop it. 51. The Kumars at 43, f*cking rubbish. 52. Steve 'Panic-buy' Bruce, no wonder Birmingham FC got relegated, "quick, quick I need to buy someone, I know I'll bid on anyone that another club are interested in" I hope Steve doesn't go on Ebay. 53. 'Big' Sam Allardyce, fatty is a cock, why is he the only manager to wear a 'Steps' style mic/headset, I know - its to feed him excuses to tell in his post match interview "I never saw a dive" hold your hands up Sam, oh you can't they're too fat. 54. Watchdog presenter Nicky Campbell, what a jumped up twat. 55. Mick Hucknall, if only he could fall from the stars and land on his ugly freckle riddled ginger head, what a tw*t... 56. John "can I go to the ranch" Two Jags Prescott, get a grip man we don't want you being paid our money to let some American money grabber build a super casino......wtf????? Time to go tw@t....... 57.QVC shopping channel presenters, a bunch of failed salesman TV presenter wannabes....... not funny , trying to con pensioners into buying a bunch of arse thats half the price in the shops or a quater of the price on e-bay... All a bunch of tw*ts. 58. Jamie 'fat tounged t*at' Oliver. 59. Anthony 'The Troll' 'Look at me I'm a ginger' Worral- double barrelled my arse - Thompson... 60. Coleen: fashion icon my arse. Chubby scouse munter coupled with a money laden f*ck-wit footballer.
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