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Tesco's greeting

The Dentist

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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Tescos with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Tescos Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tescos.
Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "NO they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the heck would you think they're twins?........
Do you really think they look alike?"



"No," replies the greeter. "I just couldn't believe that someone would have slept with you twice."



ok ok its my first try! lol
 

gez

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dont what ever u do give up the day job lol