Two Brooms

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Two brooms were hanging in the Broom cupboard and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his Top hat and Tails
The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.



'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'


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Sounds to me like she's......been .....sweeping around!!!
 
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