The TURNER BROWN story :
Skinny little white guy goes into an
elevator, looks up and
sees this HUGE black guy standing next
to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring
at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private,
3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the
floor.
&nb sp;
The big guy kneels down and brings him
to, shaking him. The big guy says: What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says,
"What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw your curious
look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone
always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20
inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner
Brown."
The small guy says: "Turner
Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn around!"
Skinny little white guy goes into an
elevator, looks up and
sees this HUGE black guy standing next
to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring
at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private,
3 pound testicles, Turner Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the
floor.
&nb sp;
The big guy kneels down and brings him
to, shaking him. The big guy says: What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says,
"What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw your curious
look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone
always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20
inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner
Brown."
The small guy says: "Turner
Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, Turn around!"
roud:
