The story of Christmas.
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wasnotwasD
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Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster . Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower,but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snow
Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster . Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower,but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures
Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster . Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower,but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked
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Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster . Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower,but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised
huggi
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Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster . Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower,but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size
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dobson007
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Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster . Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower,but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own
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dobson007
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Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster . Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower,but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called
Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster . Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower,but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called raindear horn
wasnotwasD
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Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster. Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower, but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called "reindeer horn gigantuar testicalitis".
huggi
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Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster. Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower, but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called "reindeer horn gigantuar testicalitis".also known as big balls
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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster. Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower, but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called "reindeer horn gigantuar testicalitis".also known as big balls n red sack
Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster. Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower, but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called "reindeer horn gigantuar testicalitis".also known as big balls n red sack .He still
Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster. Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower, but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called "reindeer horn gigantuar testicalitis".also known as big balls n red sack .He shouted beoff
Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster. Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower, but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called "reindeer horn gigantuar testicalitis".also known as big balls n red sack .He shouted beoff you
Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster. Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower, but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called "reindeer horn gigantuar testicalitis".also known as big balls and red sack .He shouted be off you mink thong
Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster. Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower, but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called "reindeer horn gigantuar testicalitis".also known as big balls and red sack .He shouted be off you mink thong and don't
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Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster. Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower, but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called "reindeer horn gigantuar testicalitis".also known as big balls and red sack .He shouted be off you mink thong and don't crab me again.
Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster. Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower, but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called "reindeer horn gigantuar testicalitis".also known as big balls and red sack .He shouted be off you mink thong and don't crab me again. <br />Meanwhile
Once upon a time a small dogfish called Elvis Incidentally Smith, lived by the North Pole inside a tepee with a large collection of hardcore prawn dvds, and then realised his other half promiscuously sucking on carrots that looked like cucumbers. He was overcome with the viagra effect, and took out some more insurance because his little tepee drooped disappointingly downwards. The Eskimos also had a catfish called after a famous sex kitten from baywatch called Margaret Thatcher.<br />One day Margaret phoned I** Digital and complained that Santaclaus had inspected her box. On probing her parts Santaclaus found a crack had appeared in her lower flap of her nokia vibromaster. Now, Elvis Incidentally Smith blew his rubber gloves up with his mothers automatic leaf blower, but due to an unfortunate medical condition, his anus exploded, covering Margaret and Santa Claus with piles of genetic poo material, and snowy pictures.<br />Santa looked rather surprised at the size of his own medical condition called "reindeer horn gigantuar testicalitis".also known as big balls and red sack .He shouted be off you mink thong and don't crab me again. <br />Meanwhile, Margaret
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