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A little paper bag was feeling unwell, so he took himself off to the doctors.*
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"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.*
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"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."*
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.*
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"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.*
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"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.*
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"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.*
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"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.*
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"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"*
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"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.*
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"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"*
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"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.*
"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"*
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"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"*
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"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor*............*
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this is good - wait for it .... . . .... . .*
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"Your mother must have been a carrier" :jester:
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"Doctor, I don't feel too good," said the little paper bag.*
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"Hmm, you look OK to me," said the Doctor, "but I'll do a blood test and see what that shows, come back and see me in a couple of days."*
The little paper bag felt no better when he got back for the results.*
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"What's wrong with me?" asked the little paper bag.*
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"I'm afraid you are HIV positive!" said the doctor.*
*
"No, I can't be - I'm just a little paper bag!" said the little paper bag.*
*
"Have you been having unprotected sex?" asked the doctor.*
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"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"*
*
"Well have you been sharing needles with other intravenous drug users?" asked the doctor.*
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"NO, I can't do things like that - I'm just a little paper bag!"*
*
"Perhaps you've been abroad recently and required a jab or a blood transfusion?" queried the doctor.*
"NO, I don't have a passport - I'm just a little paper bag!"*
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"Well", said the doctor, "are you in a homosexual relationship?"*
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"NO! I told you I can't do things like that, I'm just a little paper bag!"
"Then there can be only one explanation." said the doctor*............*
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this is good - wait for it .... . . .... . .*
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"Your mother must have been a carrier" :jester:
