The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song

[trevortron]

OK, singing voices on again!

Found this on FB, made me giggle...

The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song.

12 cans of Carling
11 DNA tests
10 dads to choose from
9 teeth between them
8 squeezed-in tracksuits
7 stinking smack-rats
6 Dunlop trainers
5 STOLEN RINGS
4 fat slags
3 ugly twats
2 timing c*nts
And a ****** who parades them on TV.

 

[danforth]

OK, singing voices on again!

Found this on FB, made me giggle...

The Jeremy Kyle Christmas Song.

12 cans of Carling
11 DNA tests
10 dads to choose from
9 teeth between them
8 squeezed-in tracksuits
7 stinking smack-rats
6 Dunlop trainers
5 STOLEN RINGS
4 fat slags
3 ugly twats
2 timing c*nts
And a ****** who parades them on TV.

Almost perfect, can't quite get the DNA test line to "flow" though, but can't think of an alternative.

Anyone else ? :Biggrin2:

 

[buzzer]

Almost perfect, can't quite get the DNA test line to "flow" though, but can't think of an alternative.

Anyone else ? :Biggrin2:

11 AIDS tests?

or 11 string vests?

 

[miggy]

Good old Jeremy Kyle . But as it's not quite Christmas yet I thought I could entertain you chaps with this catchy little tune. Get your dancing shoes on everyone?. 2,3,4 :dance:

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[danforth]

11 AIDS tests?

or 11 string vests?

Bit better, but still a little awkward. I'm thinking of the Christmas Karaoke at my local.

Depending on who turns up, it will either hit the spot, or I'll hit the pavement !:Biggrin2: