The Jeremy Kyle 12 days of Christmas

[speedy1234]

The Jeremy Kyle 12 days of Christmas:12 cans of Carling, 11 DNA tests, 10 dads to choose from, 9 teeth between them, 8 squeezed in tracksuits, 7 stinking smackrats, 6 Dunlop trainers, 5 stollllen ringssss, 4 fat slags, 3 ugly twats, 2 timing ****s and a ****** who parades them on t.v !!!!

 

[sharpe1983]

or version 2 is: 12 gold hoops, 11 fake uggs, 10 richmond kingsize, 9pm curfew, 8 snotty noses, 7 different dads, 6 grams of coke, 5 sovereign rings, 4 stolen rims, 3 asbos, 2 many beers and a brand new
S...T...D..

 

[Dutcho]

HA class I'm going carol singing with this

 

[Exos]

HA class I'm going carol singing with this

Just don't do it in Manchester, they will think its door to door sales

 

[Magnu420]

not as good as this

on the 1st day of christmas my true love gave to me
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 2nd day of christmas my true love gave to me
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 3rd day of christmas my true love gave to me
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 4th day of christmas my true love gave to me
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 5th day of christmas my true love gave to me
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 6th day of christmas my true love gave to me
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 7th day of christmas my true love gave to me
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 8th day of christmas my true love gave to me
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 9th day of christmas my true love gave to me
9 caps of dropping
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 10th day of christmas my true love gave to me
10 yolli buttons
9 caps of dropping
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 11th day of christmas my true love gave to me
11 magic mushrooms
10 yolli buttons
9 caps of dropping
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

on the 12th day of christmas my true love gave to me
12 kids of popping
11 magic mushrooms
10 yolli buttons
9 caps of dropping
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 valiums
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds and
a tab of yellow sunshine LSD

 

[magic roundabout]

pardon me for being old but what is reds?

 

[VectorZ]

pardon me for being old but what is reds?

Seccies or Red Devils - an old barbiturate your mum or dad may of taken

Jeeez, u iznt dan wid da kidz n talkz innit