The Big Question

[Dutcho]

Guy's you've a wealth of knowledge so I was wondering ............................


If a fart can get through your kegs and jeans how does a mask protect your from a virus ? Asking for @digidude

 

[turner brown]

its the size of the chunks that make the difference.

 

[joeblaze]

think thats called a shart these day, air will excape the rest is those skid markss on your y fronts

 

[Dutcho]

But dont the yellow stains prevent that ? Just thinking of wearing them on me face ???

 

[avid]

All I know is that a fart should not have lumps in it. If it has, then you have sh*t kegs and people will keep their distance. Sorted

 

[alimac]

actually most the normal masks are rather shit lol

 

[joeblaze]

i dont wear one but it would be handy if your shopping to stop you touching your face etc

 

[IANB]

I think they should just mass manufacture suits and helmets like the ones jude law wore in contagion and let us all get on with normal life

 

[Dutcho]

Hang on @joeblaze you dont wear underwear ?? Ohhhh comando style do you shave ya nuts ? do they chaffe ?

 

[Dutcho]

Micheal jackson livd in a bubble look where that got him !! Touching yooooouuuuuu touching meeeee touching you coz your touching ahhhhhhhh in my special place lol

 

[joeblaze]

Hang on @joeblaze you dont wear underwear ?? Ohhhh comando style do you shave ya nuts ? do they chaffe ?

mostly commando at the moment am pretty good at judging if its going to be a shart or not lol

 

[Dutcho]

Has anyone used immac on their bollocks ?

 

[IANB]

Has anyone used immac on their bollocks ?

Thought I had once but turned out it was toothpaste. Wife said i need to go to specsavers but she liked the minty bollocks

 

[Dutcho]

Luckly I dont have a wife so those bags for life you get you can get rid off Minty bollocks that might clash with the marmite I put on for the dog though ??

 

[joeblaze]

ive been on the scene where someone fell asleep and they immaced his pubes and threw bleach round his jeans it works lol, bad bastards but it was funny at the time,

 

[Dutcho]

You need new friends mate hahahahahahahha

 

[Dutcho]

If you teabag someone that is allergic to nuts, is that considered attempted murder?

 

[joeblaze]

You need new friends mate hahahahahahahha

the women there put make up on his face, he hadnt a clue about that. on the way home he was acting a hard man at the petrol station threatening all sorts of shit. he took some stick for that, he didnt find out about the make up until he got called down for his dinner because that was new years day all his family was there lol

 

[avid]

Has anyone used immac on their bollocks ?

I remember in my early teens talking one of the lads into spraying Ralgex on to the end of his todger. Funnily enough he only did it the once.

 

[Hippie]

Doctors Weigh In On Whether Coronavirus Can Spread Through Farting


KEY POINTS

• Australian doctors are looking at the possibility coronavirus may be passed on through farting
• Scientists have said that coronavirus is transmitted through droplets or aerosols
• Studies show that post-flush toilet emission may contain aerosolized feces

It may sound ridiculous to some, but two Australian doctors are seriously looking into the possibility of coronavirus spreading through farts. If proven true, the smell will not be the only thing you will be annoyed about but also the likelihood of getting infected. You need not be anxious, however, as there is no evidence yet that farting alone can spread the virus, and besides, you do not go into public places bare-bottomed