some jokes

WEE GORDON

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some joke for you
i dont know if theyr crap
here you go

why do zombies always look so tired
they are dead on their feet

where do vampires get washes
in the bat room

why was the vampires bank account always in the red
because it was in a blood bank

what do you a tough welsh ghost that stars in an action movie
dai hard

what do you call a welsh ghost
dai

why did the england cricket team consult a vampire
they wanted to put some bite into the opening bats

what can you use to flatten a ghost
a spirit level

what did the old vammpire say when he broke his teeth
fangs for the memory

what do you call a dentist who really like vampires
an extrator fan

and what do you call your twin brother
germinator II

who delivers christmas presents to werewolves
santa claws
 
no chance m8 they are better than your ones..keep up the good work son ..lol
 
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