A small, white guy goes into an elevator. When he gets in he notices a huge, black dude standing next to him. The big, black dude looks down upon the small, white guy and says,
"Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 15 inch dick, bollocks the size of tennis balls, Turner Brown."
With that, the small white guy faints! The big black dude helps up the small white guy and brings him around by slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy, "What's wrong?".
The small white guy says,
"Excuse me, but what did you just say?".
The big black dude looks down and again says, "Seven foot tall, 350 pounds, 15 inch dick, bollocks the size of tennis balls, Turner Brown."
The small white guy says,
"Thank god, I thought you said 'turn around'
"Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, 15 inch dick, bollocks the size of tennis balls, Turner Brown."
With that, the small white guy faints! The big black dude helps up the small white guy and brings him around by slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small white guy, "What's wrong?".
The small white guy says,
"Excuse me, but what did you just say?".
The big black dude looks down and again says, "Seven foot tall, 350 pounds, 15 inch dick, bollocks the size of tennis balls, Turner Brown."
The small white guy says,
"Thank god, I thought you said 'turn around'
