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[jondoe]

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the<br />same tagline............<br />Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

Tesco Condoms - every little helps

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the

hardwork.

Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

On digital condoms - plug and play!!!!<br />Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Maltesers condoms - the lighter way to enjoy chocolate

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30

minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world

Mars condoms - a condom a day helps keep the doctor away!!

AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

[ 20 December 2001: Message edited by: jondoe ]</p>

 

[hatab]

very good made me laugh <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

 

[owenzy]

<img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <br />owenzy. <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

 

[Mick]

Made me laugh lmao <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <br />must have been good even made the Mrs laugh <img src="graemlins/dizzy.gif" border="0" alt="[dizzy]" />

 

[johnny5]

lmao <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0"> <img src="rolleyes.gif" border="0"> <img src="graemlins/dizzy.gif" border="0" alt="[dizzy]" /> <img src="graemlins/EVIL.gif" border="0" alt="[EVIIL]" /> <img src="wink.gif" border="0"> <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

 

[billyhl]

Not being picky, but (there's always one!),did anyone else notice that you put "carling condoms" instead of "carlsberg condoms" or am i just waffling on about nothing? <img src="eek.gif" border="0"> p.s loved reading the list <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

 

[dobson007]

heres another What do Kodak and condoms have in common? They both capture the moment <img src="smile.gif" border="0">

 

[damage]

this could go on like the xmas story<br />radox comdoms = when your feeling stiff<br />stalk margarine condoms = for when you have a stalk..<br />fish finger condoms = ?<br /> <img src="biggrin.gif" border="0">

[ 19 December 2001: Message edited by: damage34 ]</p>

 

[speccy]

What about something to sweeten up your smelly bits like<br />Twinkle Twat or <br />Nacker Laquer, Puts a lustre on your cluster

 

[damage]

polyfilla condoms = fills in the cracks <img src="eek.gif" border="0">