"SATAN...."
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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny
town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting
in their pews and talking about their lives, their families,
etc.
Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared at the front of the
church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from
the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly
in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused
Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you
know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked,
"Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't
you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Because I have
been married to your sister for over 53 years."
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One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny
town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting
in their pews and talking about their lives, their families,
etc.
Suddenly, the Devil himself appeared at the front of the
church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get
away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from
the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly
in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
God's ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused
Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Don't you
know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked,
"Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't
you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "Because I have
been married to your sister for over 53 years."
