Recession tips.

Munkey

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Bring your lunch to work. Savings of £500 to £1000 per year.
Stop buying things.
Keep your appliances until they stop working.
Realize that it isn't a competition with your neighbour to die with the most stuff.
Mow your own lawn. Better yet, if you have kids, make them do it.
Learn to embrace dandelions and crabgrass. Who cares?
Wash your car in the driveway. Better yet, if you have kids, make them do it.
Buy your next car and drive it for 10 years or 150,000 miles, whichever comes first.
Buy a car that gets at least 30 mpg, as $200 a barrel oil is a certainty in the next decade.
Tell your kids they are lucky to have whatever you give them.
Don't answer the phone – it's someone asking for something.
Don't throw out your old trainers – you can use them to cut the lawn.
Turn the heat down to 60 degrees at night.
Go to the poor man's Disney World, your local adventure park and save £2,000.
Eat out once per month rather than three times a week and you'll magically save £2000 per year.
Buy some gold, just in case.
Plant a vegetable garden, just in case.
Instead of spending £30 at the movies, join a newsgroup and start savings immediately.
Have a game of catch with your son/daughter.
Understand the motivation of anyone who is telling you anything. Most people have an angle.
When the guy in the Mercedes or BMW in front of you is wearing their hat sideways, your taxes are probably making their car loan payment.
When you see that same guy pushing a cart with a 52 inch HDTV out of Costco, your taxes are probably making the payment to Capital One.
Start turning up for work on time and do some work when there.
 
Dont forget the dodgy cable boxes and chipped consoles.... :)
 
dont do anything it'll come to you for free!
dont get a job, it costs more money to work! clothes, car, petrol & time
dont go to school. go on the dole earn 30,000k a year with some kids!
get loans and dont pay them back, go bankrupt, do it agin in 6 years!
dont pay taxes you wont see them again! you'll be dead b4 you claim pention! then it wont be enough!
on the dole the kids get free school meals, more money for the pub! or ferrari in the shed!
refuse to pay for tv you dont watch!
if you do decide to work, your digging your own grave for others around you to live well who dont work!
if you are made redundant dont expect any tax you paid to help you!
if you are made redundant dont expect the government to help the working class!
 
dont do anything it'll come to you for free!
dont get a job, it costs more money to work! clothes, car, petrol & time
dont go to school. go on the dole earn 30,000k a year with some kids!
get loans and dont pay them back, go bankrupt, do it agin in 6 years!
dont pay taxes you wont see them again! you'll be dead b4 you claim pention! then it wont be enough!
on the dole the kids get free school meals, more money for the pub! or ferrari in the shed!
refuse to pay for tv you dont watch!
if you do decide to work, your digging your own grave for others around you to live well who dont work!
if you are made redundant dont expect any tax you paid to help you!
if you are made redundant dont expect the government to help the working class!

This should be in the Scottish section.
 
Don't throw out your old trainers – you can use them to cut the lawn.

In Scotland we usually cut the grass with a mower not old trainers but I must admit I'd be interested to find out how to do it especially if it will save me a few quid. lol
 
In Scotland we usually cut the grass with a mower not old trainers but I must admit I'd be interested to find out how to do it especially if it will save me a few quid. lol

I can only imagine it would be like some trainer/razor blade combo.

When we've came to the end of the trainers effected street life, we can glue some razors to the sole and walk around our lawns?

Neds need not do this, as the razor blade/nike combo is already part of their weekend apparel.
 
Eh??? Not too sure what you mean there Munkey, care to elaborate?
HH.

Just a crap joke with the forum being over populated with Scots.

Don't ask what goes on in Munkeys head mate, it's all dark and the lights don't work
 
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