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BRIAN1956

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People think Stephen Hawking is so clever.

but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen.

how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet??

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My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college.

He said,

"Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls,

so I got you some things from the chemist."

"Dad," I said,

"I have condoms."

And he said, "you won't need condoms,

I got you some anti-depressants."
 
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