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Quick Un's


DW Joke King
Oct 3, 2007
People think Stephen Hawking is so clever.

but when you ask him a question and he is typing in the answer on his little screen.

how do we know he isn't just looking up the answer on the Internet??


My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college.

He said,

"Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls,

so I got you some things from the chemist."

"Dad," I said,

"I have condoms."

And he said, "you won't need condoms,

I got you some anti-depressants."