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bennyboy

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone
>> > on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function
>> > and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
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>> > MAN: "Hello"
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>> >
>> > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
>> >
>> >
>> > MAN: "Yes"
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>> >
>> > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
>> > It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
>> >
>> >
>> > MAN: "Sure, .go ahead if you like it that much."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
>> > 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > MAN: "How much?"
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>> > WOMAN: "$90,000"
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>> >
>> > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
>> >
>> >
>> > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house I wanted last
>> > year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They
>> > will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand.
>> >
>> > It's really a pretty good price."
>> >
>> >
>> > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
>> >
>> >
>> > MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up.
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>> >
>> > The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
>> > astonishment, mouths agape.....
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>> >
>> >
>> > He smiles and ask: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


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Jae

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lmao, nice one!!!!
 
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