Three Women : One German, One Japanese And A Redneck, Were Sitting Naked
In A Sauna.
Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The German Woman Pressed Her Forearm
And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her In Amazement. "that
Was My Pager," She Said. " I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Woman Lifted Her Palm
To Her Ear And Began A Conversation. When She Finished, She Explained,
"that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand."
The Redneck Woman Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be Outdone, She
Decided She Had To Do Something Equally As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of
The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.
She Returned Shortly With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Butt.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Redneck Woman, Staring Back, Announced:
"well, Will You Look At That!!!.
I'm Getting A Fax.!!!!"
In A Sauna.
Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The German Woman Pressed Her Forearm
And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her In Amazement. "that
Was My Pager," She Said. " I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.
A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Japanese Woman Lifted Her Palm
To Her Ear And Began A Conversation. When She Finished, She Explained,
"that Was My Mobile Phone. I Have A Microchip In My Hand."
The Redneck Woman Felt Decidedly Low Tech. Not To Be Outdone, She
Decided She Had To Do Something Equally As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of
The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.
She Returned Shortly With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Butt.
The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.
The Redneck Woman, Staring Back, Announced:
"well, Will You Look At That!!!.
I'm Getting A Fax.!!!!"
