Nasty Neighbours

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I had a phone call a couple of nights ago from my wife who was in tears..

Last year we had neighbours from hell, f-ing and blinding - calling each other cu*ts when were in the back garden playing with our young kids, good riddance...

Anyways, they got evicted and we had a gay female couple move in,
Now we live in a 3 storey 5 bed town house, every single house on my street is occupied by people with young children bar them.
They moved in, with thier 2 massive loud dogs, a parrot that constantly swears, and about a million rabbits.

I could see problems occuring when they insisted in standing outside our front room window smoking 24-7, my youngest twin has chest problem and it made our non smoking house smell like a pub pre smoking ban.
Ive not said a word about that or the fact that thier dogs are out all the time barking for hours, or the fact that neither seem to be able to keep thier cars parked on thier own drive ways and use mine making me put the car on the road out front, ive just let it go over my head.

Anyways, were having the whole house double glazed next week and i thought i would do a neighbourly thing to do to let them know that there will be a bit of work going on.
She hit the roof and said about shift work (i also work shifts and have 3 kids to look after when the wifes at work so i had zero sympathy, but told her it would only be for two days), she said she will take it up with the council as its not acceptable her being woken up when shes on shifts. (good luck with that love).

Roll on a couple of days later, my wife was out visiting her parents, when she got home the dog barked once or twice like he does to say hello - the kids are loud like all kids are, but its 9pm.
She was in less than 2 mins and one of these idiots knocks on the door having a go at how loud the kids are and the dog barking constantly!!???, our dog is old, he never barks unless the front door is opened like he is trained to do.
She then went on about calling social services and the council about the noise the kids make!!!...

When my mrs told me i wanted to go round and rip her head off, but my wife is very level headed and has stopped me.

These cretins are rented from private landlord, is there anything i can do other than the illegal route?
I know the next time one of thier cars ends up on my drive way the wheel clamp i own is being attached, i really hope its the taxi they own...
What is it with people - you move into a family home with familys either side then complain about normal family behaviour - my friend works for social services it maybe time to have a word in his ear about these people just in case
 
I have a firm belief - Treat others as you would like to be treated and if that does not work - Do onto others as are done onto you! But first and foremost try the amicable way if all else fails you have to go the legal way, otherwise you end up in a mess. Good luck!
 
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you move into a family home with familys either side then complain about normal family behaviour

To me that one line says it all mate, and that's what you want to tell them
 
If mediation dont work , then go over and have word with their lanlord , if that dont work go around & rip that dykes head off ,soon calm down
 
If mediation dont work , then go over and have word with their lanlord , if that dont work go around & rip that dykes head off ,soon calm down

If you rip ones head off a thousand pop up in their place lol
 
probably just jealousy mate. Fecking loads of weird people around. Next time the silly bitch moans tell them to move some place else.
 
probably just jealousy mate. Fecking loads of weird people around. Next time the silly bitch moans tell them to move some place else.

lol, they knocked again tonight - i was home which shocked her -, fooking christmas eve at 6.20 pm complaining about the noise from our kids. we told them to fook off and move if they dont like it, she then said she would call the council - ha we beat you to it, the council quoted they would take no action against children playing in thier own homes, especially before 11pm... the only action they would take is against kids with behaviour problems, ours certianly havent got behaviour problems they are just typical 3 year old twins and a 7 year old.
she said she would also start to play music loud now in the morning, .... i wait in anticipation as i know that next door to them is a young polish family that work shifts like us and would probo knock her block off. im wondering who is the biggest child her or my children.
happy christmas everybody
 
You can find out from the land registry who the landlord is and complain to them.

Tell the Landlord that you will be complaining to Barbara Leigh at the council, He won't want here poking her nose in as she will want the house brought upto standard, ie house rewired, central heating checks etc, My father keeps within the rules but most landlords don't want the expense and are not registered with the council, once she starts the landlord will most probably sellup as most are cowboys (let me know when it goes up for sale my dad will buy it :) ).

My father is a landlord in Basildon and I manage the houses for him..
 
Isn't it an offence to prevent somebody access to their own Driveway by inconsiderate parking? I'm sure it is. Next time it happens call the old Bill.



or pop into Halfords,buy a valve removal tool and remove all 4 tyre valves..........


Lets see them move the bugger with no air and no valves in the tyres...............


Not that I have ever done that in the past myself.....honest..........
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Always handy to keep one in the car anyway.Just in case some twat pisses you off in the multistorey. 2 valves is sufficient in this case.........so I have been told....................
 
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keep a record times and dates etc i no it sounds silly but it is the only way your win get others to complain as well, order a pizza for them as well and other takaways taxis etc,do it from a phone box lol,and as for drive way buy your self a really old beat up caravan and put it in your drive step toe type and piss them off with it,
 
MMMM I wish I had dykes living next door to me Id give them a good stuffing the couldnt complain with a sausage in there mouth :mad:)

Merry Xmas
 
oh and pop in to a Motorway service station and when the young Blonde Bint goes " Hello Sir, Can I interest you in a American Express card............" just pretend to be your neighbour....................
 
You can find out from the land registry who the landlord is and complain to them.

Tell the Landlord that you will be complaining to Barbara Leigh at the council, He won't want here poking her nose in as she will want the house brought upto standard, ie house rewired, central heating checks etc, My father keeps within the rules but most landlords don't want the expense and are not registered with the council, once she starts the landlord will most probably sellup as most are cowboys (let me know when it goes up for sale my dad will buy it :) ).

My father is a landlord in Basildon and I manage the houses for him..

You in Basildon then Audiobookman? Moi Ausi. I had an issue with my neighbours in a private rented. The landlord got rid of one pair who seemed nice at teh star but just banged around all nigt slamming the front door etc. Then the landlord put an ex-con in there (GBH & I didn't know) who took to parking on our driveway. He then got abusive to the wife when she asked his friend to move their car. Hurled abuse and told his mate to leave it there. I got back from the gym to have a chat with him and he got violent when sue then called the police. They arrived and said there was not much they could do but if I gave him a clout I wouldn't get done - I explained they were wrong as I had a piece of paper that said I coudln't do that - when they asked what it was I explained it was a firearms certificate. They went straight round knocking on his door!!

Now this scumbag was also dealing from the house and having Escorts over for the night often. I'd usually see them leaving when I was going to work. I always gave them a knowing smile and they replied the same.

The advice they gave was simple...

1. Keep a diary of incidents.
2. Call relevent people when there is a serious incident. Landlord, council etc.

I then went to the extreme of putting up CCTV.

It took 7 months to get rid of him. Then for once the landord rang me and warned me that the police were coming to see me. Seems scumbag got shot in the head with his own gun. When they arrived they came in for a cuppa and a chat and all they wanted was the CCTV footage to find the cars that had been coming round to see if there was any that showed up at his new address. They got everything I had and didn't even ask about my guns.

Oh and it turns out that he survived it!


In your case would go for a small CCTV recording system with sound inside your house that captures the front door and anyone who comes to it. You could put it so it's visible outside - they might think twice about knocking on your door if they see it. Whatever you do - be polite it's being recorded. Condescending is ok and I find it intimidates them enough to make them blow. Then you have your evidence
Anyway if I can help m8
 
get youself one of them poles that you retract into the ground and lift up once parked or off the drive so they cannot use your space, also as spikeman said get yourself a cctv camera, so long as its only watching your property your safe to use it. Keep your diary of events too and if they come knocking just dont answer the door and call the police if they harrass you tresspassing on your property.
 
i have a CCTV system that captures most of my end of the street, with full IR night vision as well. I went to the main housing officer for where i live, and told him that i WAS putting up CCTV, and it will capture images from the road, as well as the gardens of 3 neighbours. i spoke to the neighbours whos gardens are captured, and they are over the moon about it

i just wish id had this installed when armed police swarmed the street SAS style a few years back lol, would have made a brill video
 
Good advice so far, cctv and the diary notes. All comes in at the end. Evidence is key. Do not take matters into your own hands (some times it does work tho!) I had some silly bugger blocking my drive way many times. Quite amusing when they were knocking on the neighbours doors when a scrap car was blocking two of their own cars in for over a week! Mmmm now where did those keys go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Even better if you have a mate who owns a skip hire firm.;)

Wait till they are out,
Get Skip Delivered, right on their driveway. Biggest one you can.

They come home,:err:,go crazy :Angryfire,phone up the skip hire firm who insist that they have ordered one but have yet to pay for it. The Skip hire firm says they will collect immediatly if they are paid.Cue foul and abusive languge.At this stage the Skip hire politely informs them not to attempt to remove the Skip themselves as that would be an offence.

Then the real fun begins.Owner goes wild........calls council......council contacts skip hire firm who are nice and polite and insist that skip was ordered and therefore a contract entered into and will happily remove once they have been paid for hire......... A few more calls back and forth over 48 hours (Best to do on a Friday) and The Skip hire firm will as a gesture of good will remove offending skip for a reduced fee..............
 
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If they own a taxi and are taxi drivers best way to get back at them would be to contact the tax man about them and get them stitched for an audit lol
 
oh well its all out war now.
last week we had letter, then a knock on the door from social services the following day, there had been a complaint about child neglect!!!!!
when we explained to the social worker about the problem she told us to report it to the police as harrasment, which we have done (not that that is any good).
The social worker would not say where the complaint had came from but it was obvious from her mannor. She agreed that our kids are happy and in a stable enviroment, no further action to be taken. She also said she would report it as a claim made in spite (i didnt know that existed) - she said they get a lot of claims of child neglect from ex partners mostly unfounded but have to investigate all.
I also know they complained to the council - i have a friend in the office who gave me the heads up about a fortnight ago.
anyways, last night i came home from work, the car was 100% fine last night, both of our cars, this morning i went to take the kids to school and both our rear window wipers were damaged, both hanging down like someone had tried to rip them off.
fuming i turned on our old antiquated (vhs) cctv system. the scumbag about 5am decided to rip them off.
im off down to the police station again now with this evidence in hand, im hoping now i can get the tossers evicted, not a single neighbour talks to them now after the social services call - i just was talking to a couple of them when i was trying to make my car roadworthy again and they are all going to park in turn opposite thier house to make getting of thier drive way difficult - nothing illegal on public land but being a narrow road will make it difficult to manover without shunting back and forth.
 
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