a man goes the doctors with back pain, the doctor examins him ,and says jesus mate what happen cause you got a hole the size of a football up your ar*e. the man replies i will tell you but you can't tell anyone ,the doctor replies i can't tell a single sole patiants conferdentiallty and all that, well the man replies i was raped by an elephant, at this the doctor says my god man i didn't relize elephants had cocks that large .the man replies OH NO he fingered me first