"Mommy almost died this morning". adult

[davidh]

Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her
cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut
and its legs in the air. She fetched her Dad to
look at Tiddles, and on seeing the cat he said, as
gently as he could, "I'm afraid Tiddles is dead,
Lucy".

"So why are his legs sticking up in the air like
that, Daddy?" asked Lucy as she fought back the tears.

At a loss for something to say the father replied,
"Tiddles' legs are pointing straight up in the air
so that it will be easier for Jesus to float down
from heaven above and grab a leg and lift Tiddles
up to heaven".

Little Lucy seemed to take her Tiddles death quite
well. However, two days later when her father came
home from work Lucy had tears in her eyes and said:
"Mommy almost died this morning".

Fearing something terrible had happened the father
shook the girl and shouted, "How do you mean Lucy?
Tell Daddy!

"Well", mumbled Lucy, "soon after you left for work
this morning I saw mommy lying on the floor with her
legs in the air and she was shouting, "Oh Jesus!!!
I'm coming, I'm coming!!!" and if it hadn't been for
the milkman holding her down she would definitely
have gone, Daddy".



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[nara]

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[wasnotwasD]

Oh! dairy dairy me! What a service: : :