Ok how many of you gone away and found when your bursting and need to go and you find a hole in the ground Jesus i am not a bomber pilot and could not hit Jack shit.
Now found a solution and can read the newspaper with feet dry
Some years back on a trip to Australia I had to break the journey for a few hours at one of the middle eastern countries, I am not sure now if it was Dubai or Abu Dhabi, anyway lots of western ladies were in the queue for the toilets and someone had said that the 3 cubicles in one part of the room had proper toilets instead of the hole in the ground so there must have been at least 20 of us waiting for those 3 cubicles while all the ones who were covered from head to foot in black with just the slit for their eyes were coming and going quite quickly.
Unfortunately when I finally got to one of the three I found that someone must have been winding us all up, as that one too was just one of those with a hole in the ground