Midget at Urinal

[stewartthemole]

I was standing at the urinals next to a midget, when I noticed him winking at me. I turned my back a bit but when I looked round he was still winking so I said "Whats your problem - do you fancy me or something ?" he said "No, you're splashing my feckin eye !"

 

[goldie]

hahhaah excellent , love to know where people get these jokes from.
some every now an then, ive heard before, but would never comment and say so
as its good of people to post them in first place,
but this i liked xx

 

[leemoo]

LMAO - Like that one