Man fined for carrying gobstopper

[daveleebond]

if they are anything like the one's my kids buy then they are bigger then pool balls and to break them it's several blows with a hammer, feckin things are solid

'inconceivable' (princess bride quote), i could not see an object larger than a pool ball fitting in a kids gob.

i keep a hammer and a stanley knife in the side of my door

 

[english]

It would have been better utilised to block his passage?

so wot's the sock for?

 

[daveleebond]

so wot's the sock for?

self pleasure?

 

[bignbold3000]

................sucker