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Got a letter from The JobCentre asking me to call in.

sat for ages finaly got asked to come to room 2

this young guy informed me they lost some of my details

so had to give him my life story. then he asked

what was your last job?

Eh! I was an Elephant hunter in the East End of Glasgow.

there isn't any Elephants in the East End of Glasgow?

That's because I was Feckin Brilliant at my job and the Paid me OFF...
 

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lol, my uncle used to tell me that he worked as a lumberjack in the sahara jungle in africa, 'i said its a desert, not a jungle', he said 'aye, it is now, me and dai were fookin good lumberjacks back then'

lol
 

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My uncle seamus went for a job as a lumber jack.
They gave him a days trial where he had to cut down 100 trees.
They gave him his saw and off he went.
8 hours later he returned absolutly fecked and told them he only managed 95 trees and told them to stuff the job anyway.
The gaffer took the saw off him and told him to wait while he checked he hadnt damaged it. He pulled the start cord and it buzzed into life. Uncle seamus said.
Wait for it.
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What the fucks that noise :banana:
 
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