John Terry Vodka

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John Terry Vodka, made in England, bottled in Russia


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lol heard that one today class mate :)
 

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I hear they're ploughing up Stamford bridge next year and planting spuds so the players will have something to lift at the end of the season.

Police this morning reported to Avram Grant that there had been a break in at the Bridge. Avram said "was there any cups stolen" "no Sir" the policeman replied "They didnt make it to the kitchen"

Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford

When asked what it felt like to win the Champions League again Ryan Giggs answered "Its just like a chocolate orange, its not Terrys, its mine!"

What's the difference between a chocolate orange and the european cup?
The european cup isn't terrys!

Whats big and blue and goes beep, beep beep?
The Chelsea open top bus reversing back into the garage.
 

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Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5.

Missing: 1 x Bottle
Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow
If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, London


Heard about the John Terry tyre? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet.


John Terry always listens to the same song before a game - Born Slippy.


What is top of the man utd pop charts? Footloose.


Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'? Lots of support but no cups.


Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles."
 

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keep your eyes on this thread, there should be some crackers

hxxp://forum.football365.com/index.php?t=msg&th=67167&prevloaded=1&&start=0
 

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some good jokes there please keep them coming please
 

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a vid for ya lol

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQm8B1HHTAM[/ame]
 

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now thats funny lol pmfao lol
 
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